Neighbour—"ls any ono sick over at your house, Johnny?" Johnny—"Dad's ailin' some."- Neighbour—"ls he. very sick?" Johnny—"Not yet. Th' doctor only started t' come this mornin'." . "When Harold proposed to me," said Maud, "I told him to go and ask papa." "But you don't really caro for him!" said Maymie. "Of course not. But I do so lovoto. play Jittlo Jokes' on papa." "How's vacation, Johnnie?" "Bully! Fell off a sheditfnist got drownded, tip-' ped over a beehive, was hooked by a cow, Jim Spindles licked mo twice, an' I gottwo stone bruises an' a stiff neck.". "You don't seem 'to know your way," ventured the officer to tho civilian whom he had seen three times in half an hour. "Oh, yes," Teplietl tho other; "I'm imitating a cab taking a stranger to his destination." Willis: "So Skinner's mining schemo broke you? I thought you got in on tbo ground floor?" Gillis:, "I did. Thafs the reason I was buried so deep when it fell in."
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Dominion, Volume 4, Issue 1013, 31 December 1910, Page 13
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166Page 13 Advertisements Column 1 Dominion, Volume 4, Issue 1013, 31 December 1910, Page 13
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