"How did that shoplifting suit case come out?" "The man was acquitted." "Why how-could ho be after all -the articles ho-took? The suitcase was packed." "So was the jury." ."Honesty, my . son," .said..tho millionaire, "is the best policy. Well, perhaps it is, dad," rejoined tho youthful philosopher j "but it strikes me you have done pretty .well, nevertheless.. "Why don't you use a blotter on your manuscript?" demanded the inside man. "I do, sir!" the'outsider answered. "Well,, you should use one that would soak up all the ink," said the first cruelly, and thrusting back the manuscripts .
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Dominion, Volume 4, Issue 1012, 30 December 1910, Page 6
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97Page 6 Advertisements Column 5 Dominion, Volume 4, Issue 1012, 30 December 1910, Page 6
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