Tho Passenger—"Your charge is exorbitant. I refuse to pay it." The Taxicabby—"lf you don't pay it I'll take you to the police, station." The Passenger— "That suits me. I'm the police court prosecutor.". "As a politician, that man-was a disgrace to the city." "Well, he has risen in the political, world since then. Kow iie's a disgrace! to the State." Mamma: "Now, look here, dearie, you can't ever succeed in saying one thing well while you're thinking of something else."- .Dearie.:' ''Yes, I can, mamma. Don't I say my prayers well?" The Man:."A good 'canoeist? Well ,1 guess I am! , : . Only tipped',over twice in my life." Tho Maid: "How many times have you been out " The Man: "Twicer.
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Dominion, Volume 4, Issue 1012, 30 December 1910, Page 6
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118Page 6 Advertisements Column 4 Dominion, Volume 4, Issue 1012, 30 December 1910, Page 6
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