, Speaker:-"Well, Sam, how did you like -my speech the other night? Did you think it was grand?" Sam (obsequiously) : "It wor mo' dan gran', sah. It wor gran'rilpkuont, sah." Visitor (in Michigan fruit belt): "Uncle Zeke, how is your berry crop this season?" Uncle Zeke: "I'm thankful to say it's purty fair. I've got enough to feed tlie insects; the birds, and tho boarders, and still leave a little profit for the fruit transportation companies."
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Dominion, Volume 4, Issue 1012, 30 December 1910, Page 8
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75Page 8 Advertisements Column 2 Dominion, Volume 4, Issue 1012, 30 December 1910, Page 8
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