/Landlady—"That new boarder needn't h'y to make mo think'ho .'is a bachelor. He's either'' married or is a widower." Millings—"How. can you toll ?" laudlady—Ho: always turns his back to mo when ho opens his pocket-book to pay his, board. Government House, Auckland, would bo a charming: change of residence, but tlioso who !:«VO worn W. S. Bedford';; Costumes are so deiiglrted with them that they don't want a change. Tho Euglis. l : Tailoring Rooms, 52 Willis Street.—Advt; . Wife-"l,can't understand,;.lohn, why you always sit on the piano-stool when we have company. Everybody knows you can't play a note." Husband—"l'm well aware of it, dear. Neither cim anybody else' when I'iri sitting there." '
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Dominion, Volume 3, Issue 918, 10 September 1910, Page 11
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111Untitled Dominion, Volume 3, Issue 918, 10 September 1910, Page 11
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