Professor (to his wife, provoked): "I nover know how to take you, Amelia. IVo' years ago you were crazy for that hat, and' now I've bought it for you, you don't like it at all." "I wish I waa twins," said Willie. "Why?" "Because then I'd send the other half of me. to school, and this half would go fishing." Old lady (rather deaf): "Aro you any relation to a Mr. Green?" Green: "I am Mr. Green." Old lady: "Ah! Then that explains the extraordinary resemblance." Editor: "Did you interview the leader of the suffragettes:-" Reporter; "I tried to, but she wouldn't talk." Editors "Wouldn't talk? Good heavens, mail, was she dead?"
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Dominion, Volume 3, Issue 839, 10 June 1910, Page 5
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112Page 5 Advertisements Column 1 Dominion, Volume 3, Issue 839, 10 June 1910, Page 5
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