"After all," said the optimist, "yon must admit that this is tho best world you have over been in." "Yes," replied the pessimist, "but, hang it, my wife is the best wife I've oyer had, and that's not saying much for hor." "Now, don't-tell me any story about misfortune,' ah' wantin 1 to be a hard worker, an' all that," said the hardfaced lady. "I can see rii>ht through you." "Gracious I" said fiismal Dawson, "I know I ain't had nothin' to cat for thrco days, but 1 didn't know it had thinned me down liko that." The heaviest locomotive engino in the ■world has just been built nt tho Baldwin' Works in the United States. Tho weight, including tho tender, is 26G tons, and without tho tender 190 tons. The heaviest British locomotive weighs 113 tons. For Chronio Chest Complaints, Woods' Groat Peppermint Cure, la. 6d., 2s. Gd—Advt.
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Dominion, Volume 3, Issue 736, 8 April 1910, Page 4
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149Page 4 Advertisements Column 1 Dominion, Volume 3, Issue 736, 8 April 1910, Page 4
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