Teacher:, "Now.Vchildren, I, suppose you all know that Willie' Winkle's papa is going to address the school this afternoon ?" Jimmy Jenkins: "Yes'm—l told my pa about it, too." Teacher; "Indeed! And what' did he say?" Jimmy Jenkins; '■'He said, 'Why, that old blatherskite c'au't address an envelope.' " • In a timber yard two workmen' were carrying a large piece of wood, when the manager, who happened , to' come up at tho'tunc,-accosted one Of them. "Joe," said he, "you've got that batten upon the wrong shoulder." '"I know that," was tho: ready rerly. "It should' bo. upon yours!" ,
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Dominion, Volume 3, Issue 767, 16 March 1910, Page 4
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96Untitled Dominion, Volume 3, Issue 767, 16 March 1910, Page 4
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