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Dominion, Volume 2, Issue 587, 16 August 1909, Page 5

First pedestrian..(walking on the. footpath): "Here, man, Jock, come aff the cporso road oil tac footpatbi".Jdck: "No, Fvo i>aid for the stancs, and'.l'm gaun to tak'.tke yis o , them!". • lawyer: -"You .say you left home ori the 10th ?''' Witness: "Yes ,sir." "And camo back on tho 2Sth?"-"Tes ) 'sir." "What .were you doing in,the interim?" "Nover- was in sucb a place.". ■'■■'■ '. ... ..■■.■■ He came home in the small hours of tho morning, and his ■ loving spouso confronted him with wrath in her eyo and a telegram in her hand, saying— ' 'Here js news thaf.has beon waiting for you since supi>er-time. Ho blinked, looked wise, and, braced up against tho hayrack, felt through his pockets, murmuring—"l left my glasses in town." v- "Yes," sho replied, with'scathing irony; "but you brought the contents with you." ;■■....-.• I do not expect women entirely to sym.'pathiso with their (tho suffragettes) action, but I do expect every woman to respect th' 6 militants in the cause.—Mr. J. ForbesIlobertson. ■ ' ■ . ; ' Safety, is.not secured,by weapons, but by stont hearts.' The greatest danger >to a nation is fear. —Mr. Jerome K. Jerome. ' ' What we speniaily need is to make it impossible .for a few.-persons,' goaded' by a section of the newspaper press, to create wars, •wJiich' .the .Hives /.of: hundreds' of thousands .and hinder the progrew of aatioaa.—Rev. Dr. Oifioid, ' '.'•■