SPARKS.

Press, Volume LXIII, Issue 19150, 5 November 1927, Page 11

SPARKS.

Unlike this!" ;^ ffai r * . nl d ircWrfa.t->u can't m hmb l haven't ridden in cabs ££VU7>>K*S&* bitterly, doiie your best. '«w.tcps would you take," *&cd \ '£&*tive motorist, ««.t your place of carbon monoxide gas.' answered the wise gar„u last a place to park," cried fltoJbw as bo discovered the ne.v wfir/ * * : Wt i°« e control of - vour car " p fftbo instalments.

I, arforijt was stopped by a policeJb, »n Irishman, who enquired if lie HoeSRS I havo a licCnsc >" £aid WSt it?" «ked the constable. '•"harporkct »°o k> " was the reply. -£$ all right then," said the AergeniaJly. "If ye've got it, I don t : S[J, look at it, but if ye didn t rgcßeWhavoto we it.' t "t're been watching that mechanic Pfe the last fifteen minutes. There's a i£i Hat knows his business. He St spill * f ' ro P °f °" on tno E rount '' Smtdoun tho hood gently, fastened ' Ifeudj and left no fingerprints on i He Wiped his hands on clean waste -utoopening tho door, spread a clean 44 orer the upholstery, meshed the an noiselessly and then' drove slowly Sl»ith caution into the street." I JToh.'' That's his own car." I "' " * ■*" ! flu JJotorist: What's wrong now? MrJfotoPist: Tliis'thingainajig-' has from that doodad and caused IfrjtjjMirker in the doofunny to aot ; 3§||fc/pi>, I see, tho trouble isin Mabel, I spend so much apnin my ear that I just,can't MP? to read tho books I should WfiaSt nothing. I haven't even the ff|i' ijttd all the books I shouldn't I anting Safety I fiockty. I IJOWTO JUDGE A CAR. ||Ask the salesman. plTOtthe right front door handle, plokittbe instruments on the dash.-.. | ! Tidt tbe left roar tyre. - and look at tho floor kwa&fiecar. k,Mwa,lnger into the upholstery. -"■-'■Rittiipt foot on front bumper and JWieigar. , tawjtar wife's suggestions. • «9tak'ten feet, close the left eye •rfflt the ensemble effect. '*• f» salesman again.'—"Judge."