IN THH HYGIENE COURT OF JUSTICE. BUSINESS MAN ACCUSED OF RHEUMATISM (Before Mr. Justice Kruschen) Judge: Have you anything to say, prisoner, before sentence is passed ? Prisoner : Well, my lord, I can't see that rheumatism is a crime. Judge: In these enlightened days all preventable illness is a crime—just as much as suicide is. You've no right to have rheumatism—lowering your efficiency, spreading gloom, making yourself a liability to your family, and your country, instead of an asset. Do you know that rheumatism costs the country over three million weeks of work a year? Prisoner : But I couldn't help getting rheumatism, my lord. Judge: Yes, you could. The commonest causes of rheumatism are constipation and excess of uric acid. As man toman, can you stand there and tell me that you can't prevent these. ' Prisoner: Give me another chance, my lord. Judge: In this Court of Hygiene we don't punish—wc reform. Y'ou arc released on probation for three months, on condition that you start and religiously keep on taking the "little daily dose." Prisoner: But —but that's exactly what my doctor ordered me years ago! Judge: And you took no notice. Prisoner: Well, my lord, the expense . . . Judge: Expense ? Nonsense! The Kruschen habit only costs a farthing a day, but it .will reform you body and soul. Get rid of the poisonous \vaste matter from your system, and you will be a new man —keen, cheerful, efficient, without a care in 3'our heart or an ache in your bpdy. Go away now and don't let me see you here again, or it may be a more serious matter. Next case! prevent constipation and rheumatism A 2/6 bottle of Kruschen Salts contains 160 doses—enough for five months—which means good health for less than a farthing a day. The dose prescribed for daily use is "as much as will lie on a sixpence" taken in the breakfast cup of tea. Taken this way Kruschcu is tasteless and readily accepted by the most delicate palate. Every Chemist sells Kruschen. Get a bottle to-day and start a new life to-morrow. It's the little daily dose that does it. 77 .-
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Press, Volume LXIII, Issue 19146, 1 November 1927, Page 6
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