JOKES
Little Alfred: Do your glasses magnify Granny? Granny: Yes, Alfred. Little Alfred: Would you mind taking them off while you cut my cake then. John: Father is it true that an apple a day keeps the doctor away? Father: Yes John, why. John: Well you had better give me an apple because I’ve just brok en his window.
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Bay of Plenty Beacon, Volume 9, Issue 58, 3 April 1946, Page 3
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59JOKES Bay of Plenty Beacon, Volume 9, Issue 58, 3 April 1946, Page 3
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