An amusing story js going the rounds. A certain young Welling-' lonian, chancing to meet a pal who had recent!v got married asked him o j jokingly how he liked matrimony. "1 feel like a boy again " laughed the newly-made benedict. "I'm smoking on the slj r once mare!" Of course there are wives who don't smoke and object very strongly to their husbands smoking and it must be confessed that brands of tobacco there are the smoke from which is j-rank and offensive. Husbands who have to smoke "on the sly" should change over to "toastert" and they'll find it quite unnecessary to indulge in secret. The smoke from "toasted" is so pure and fragrant that no wife (or indeed anyone else) can reasonably object to it ? simply because toasting largely frees this, beautiful tobacco from nicotine and renders it harmless. There's no "bite" in "toastild." Ask for (and see you get) Cut Plug No. 10 Navy Cut No. H (Bulldog), Riverhead (Jold Desert Gold and 'J Pocket and you'll get the genuine article —not some worthless imitation.
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Bay of Plenty Beacon, Volume 8, Issue 70, 4 May 1945, Page 3
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