Thank you for correcting the text in this article. Your corrections improve Papers Past searches for everyone. See the latest corrections.

This article contains searchable text which was automatically generated and may contain errors. Join the community and correct any errors you spot to help us improve Papers Past.

Article image
Article image
Article image
Article image
Article image
Article image
Article image
Article image
Article image
Article image
Article image
Article image

THE MOTOR COW

STORY FROM AUSTRALIA

A FARMER'S DILEMMA

The following story which makes good reading has reached us recently 5 and though, we cannot vouch for its authenticity we reprint it for the benefit of our readers: — \

A farmer in the back blocks of Australia had a cow very sick and sent for the vet to examine her. The vet. prescribed kerosene 3i 4 gallons to. be, administered one quart at a time. The farmer then wrote a letter to. the control authorities, explaining why he needed the kerosene but instead of sending him the office posted him a questionnaire. It was evidently intended as an application for petrol, but the farmer did his best filling up the form as followsc —

Make?— Jersey. Body Type?— Two horns j four feet_ udder and 4 teats.' Year?—l94o. Rating or' Seating Capacity?—l have never ridden her but imagine she would seat two. Mileage?— Vet gave her 1 quart of kerosene and she ran 4 so I judge she would have done 16 miles on 4 quarts. I can't tell you her speed as the vet hasn't yet caught up with hex.

Permanent link to this item
Hononga pūmau ki tēnei tūemi

https://paperspast.natlib.govt.nz/newspapers/BPB19441006.2.13

Bibliographic details
Ngā taipitopito pukapuka

Bay of Plenty Beacon, Volume 8, Issue 14, 6 October 1944, Page 4

Word count
Tapeke kupu
189

THE MOTOR COW Bay of Plenty Beacon, Volume 8, Issue 14, 6 October 1944, Page 4

THE MOTOR COW Bay of Plenty Beacon, Volume 8, Issue 14, 6 October 1944, Page 4

Help

Log in or create a Papers Past website account

Use your Papers Past website account to correct newspaper text.

By creating and using this account you agree to our terms of use.

Log in with RealMe®

If you’ve used a RealMe login somewhere else, you can use it here too. If you don’t already have a username and password, just click Log in and you can choose to create one.


Log in again to continue your work

Your session has expired.

Log in again with RealMe®


Alert