STOP MY PAPER.

Bay of Plenty Times, Volume IV, Issue 361, 23 February 1876, Page 3

STOP MY PAPER.

(1) Selfishness said— Do it. You will Bare by it, and be tbe richer.---(2) ISbonong said— Dfo it. Tour expenses are largo. You must take in sail somewhere, und here is -a place to begin. Sub I had other advisers, and told 'the above to be quiet while I heard others. (1) intelligence said— ln tho move than fifty issues of the paper during tbe year, you will have every variety of food for*- your. > intellect. Science, art. learning, old and new, history, geography, biography, etc-, will spread a very respectable portion of their stores before you, and you cannot but be wiser before the week ends. (2) And Benevolence said-' You are not any too large-hearted now ; and if anything can melt the ice of selfishness, ■ and expand the heart with true and fervent good- will ito men, it will be 'such a picture of the world's sins, wants, and miseries as} during twelve-months* it 1 will lay before you?*

(3) Conscience here- appeared, and g%v.e selfishness- a frown that caused a hasty; -exit of that porsonage; and bade eoonomy be wiser in counsel next time; sustaining all the above appeals in behalf of the cause they plead, and making me feel that I -could- not do a mere unwise thing than to stop my paper.

" Who would'nt be a Tait."— The Archbiahop of canterbury's name is Tait. and the Church Herald says that he takes the utmost care of his wife's relations. It would appear so (says the Maryborough and Dunolly Advertiser) from the following statement.— " The Archbishop has given to • Mrs Tait's nephew' one living worth £330 a year ; to a second 'Mrs Tait's nephew a living of £420 ; to Mrs Tait'e brother, a living of £1,345 ; to a gentleman who ' married Pr Tait's cousin' a living of £T9O ; to a third Mrs Tait's nephew a living of £820; to Pr Tait's cousin a living of £590 j t6 a fourth ' Mrs Tait'iJ nephew 1 a living of £655, and to the husband of ' Mrs Tait's cousin' a living of £320. The rest of the Arohbishop's patronage, according to this account, has been divided among his 'pupil and chaplain', his 'chaplain's son,' his 'chaplain,' his 'secretary's brother,' 'his Scotch friend,' and hisi 'private friend.' The Yass Courier says that Mr Lillingston, the Archbishop's wife's cousin, has not yet got a slice of the pudding !

Oxr/GEN is Life. — Db. Bbight's Phosphodxne. — Multitudes of People are hopelessly suffering ftom Debility, Nervous and Liver Complaints, Depression of Spirits, Hypochondria, Timidity, Indigestion, Failure of Hearing, Sight and Memory, Lassitude, Want of Power, &c, whosecasesadmit of a permanent cure by the new remedy Phosphodtne (Ozonio Oxygen), whioh at onco allays all irritation and excitement, imparts new energy and life to the enfeebled constitution, and rapidly cures every stage of these hitherto incurable and distressing maladies. Sold by all Chemists and Druggists throughout the Globe. — Caution : The large and increasing demand for Dr Bright's Phoaphodyne has led to several imitations under somewhat similar names ; purchasers of this medicine should therefore be careful to observe that each case bears the Government Stamp, with the words " Dr Bright's Phosphodyne " .engraved thereon, and that the same words are also blown is the bottle.