STRICTLY GERM PROOF.
The Antiseptic Baby and tha Tropliylactlo Pup Were playing In the- garden when the Bunny gamboled up; Tiey looked upon the Creature with, a loathing undisguised— It wasn't Disinfected r.nd It wasn't Sterilized. They ssild it was a Microbe and a Hotbed of Disease, fhey steamed it in a vapour of a thousand odd degrees; They frnze it In a freezer that was cold as Banished Hope, And washed it in permanganate with carbolatcd soap. la sulphuretted hydrogen they steeped its wiggly cars; . They trimmed its frisky whiskers with a pair of hard-boiled- shears; Thoy.flonncfl t.Mr rubber Bilticns and tUer took it I>:s- the hand. Tfi(?T swim a tioscn tim°s a,day: And each lijiblbes liis rations from a Hygienic ■Cup— Tae Bunny and the Baby and the Prophylactic Pup. —fWolttan's Home Companion.
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Auckland Star, Volume XXXVIII, Issue 260, 7 November 1906, Page 3
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135STRICTLY GERM PROOF. Auckland Star, Volume XXXVIII, Issue 260, 7 November 1906, Page 3
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