Why is a donkey,-which cannot hold up its head, Lko next Monday ?—Because it neck's weak.
Creditor: ■"■How .often must I climb three pair of stairs before I get the amount of this little account?" Debtor:" Do you think I am going to rent a place on the first floor to accommodate my creditors ?" Soino of the questions proposed for discussion at a meeting of a Western debating club were theso : " Is dansin' moralio rong?" " Is it necessary that femails shud reseovo a thurry htorrary educashun ?" " Ort femails to take parts in polytix ?" " Dus dress constitute the mor&lle party} pjf wjm,en ?"
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Auckland Star, Volume II, Issue 508, 26 August 1871, Page 2
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101Untitled Auckland Star, Volume II, Issue 508, 26 August 1871, Page 2
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