Scientists have determined that the purest air in cities is found about 25ft. above the street, and hence it is concluded that the healthiest apartments are those on the third lloor. 'lf it wasn't for my wife,' grumbled the first man at the reception, ' I wouldn't be here.' ' Neither would I,' replied the other one. ' The hostess is a great friend of my wife's. Is she a friend of yours ?' ' No; she's my wife.'
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Alexandra Herald and Central Otago Gazette, Issue 440, 18 August 1904, Page 2
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74Page 2 Advertisements Column 2 Alexandra Herald and Central Otago Gazette, Issue 440, 18 August 1904, Page 2
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