• Now, BuipigT ■ How many 'pintF w aW P tjhere to a quartf ~ ■ '•>•".'" '*■* "•■C'.Buhg Junior -. ' One and a half, sir, and flieTrbthlV '. '■:•'-:. ?.•-■* -' , i An obedient wife 1 commands list bus- 1 band.—Experience is 3l one eacher hat akas no holiday. •"■ *.v [ r;
A coal miner recently got married, and on the first pay-day after that event gave hie wife the munificent sum of five shillings, which had to keep them for the week, The good woman accepted it without . remark. The second week he gave her only half-a-crown. This, however, was more than the wife could stand, and accordingly there ensued a lively five minutes.' After things had calmed down somewhat—after the' storm—he ventured 1 to suggest: ~'- Aw, I con see 'aw 'tis! Ah spoilt thee the first week!'
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Alexandra Herald and Central Otago Gazette, Issue 421, 12 May 1904, Page 7
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169Untitled Alexandra Herald and Central Otago Gazette, Issue 421, 12 May 1904, Page 7
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