Customers 'Don't t*lk to me .about your stuff; why, you are bald yourself, man.' Barber: 'Ah, yes; but» that was through greediness, sir.' Customer: ' G-reedineßs! What do you mean P' | Barber: * Well, sir, I once big order* in for ladies' when, hair was very scarce, so I rubbed some extra doses of this on my head.. I. managed to get a few dozen long plaits in less thatf* three months, but it grew all the hair out of my. constitution, sir. It did indeed,'. Johnson : ' I wpka up last night and found a burglar in my room,' , Thompson: 'Catchhim?' Johnsan: 'Certainly not! I'm notmaking a collection of burglars.'
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Alexandra Herald and Central Otago Gazette, Issue 350, 22 January 1903, Page 7
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108Page 7 Advertisements Column 2 Alexandra Herald and Central Otago Gazette, Issue 350, 22 January 1903, Page 7
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