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Ashburton Guardian, Volume VII, Issue 2119, 26 April 1889, Page 3

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ffIHE ANNUAL MEETING of the JL Parishioners of St Stephen's Church will be held on MONDAY Evening next m the Church Schoolroom at 7.30 p m. 4 201 TINWALD TOWN DISTBIOT. fpENDERS are Invited for the following J. works : — Re-forming and Metalling part of McMurdo street ~ Formiat and Metalling part of Carfcrr Terrace Specifications may be seen at Messrs Fooke and Son'a Office where Tenders close on FBIDA7, May 3rd. at 4 p.m. E. J. FOOKS, jitSOa Bnrreyoi to the Board,