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Ashburton Guardian, Volume V, Issue 1581, 10 June 1887, Page 3

Somo thirty years ago a United States natal offioor thought himself unjustly treated by the Naval Retiring Board, and made complaint to hiß brother officers. "Well, Tom," said one of hia friends, " why do you submit to it, if it be so? There is a man here (Washing, ton) who will investigate it for twenty dollars, and may correot it." " What I " exclaimed the oomplainer, m reply to his would-be comforter, " do you suppose that I would take twenty dollars for such a grievance as this 1 " Mothers with sickly; fretful, nursing children will oure the child and benefit themselves by taking Amerioan Hop Bitters daily. The beat periodical for ladies to take monthly and from wbioh thßy will receive the greatest benefit is Amerioan Hop Bitters.

* Maryland, My Maryland. • • ♦ " Pretty Wives. Lovely daughters and noble men." " My farm Kesio a rather low end miasmatic situation, and ♦' My wife 1" "Who?" " Was a very pretty blonde 1" Twenty years ago, became " Sal ow !" «• Hollow-eyed 1" " Withered and aged j" Before her time, from " Malarial vapore, though slip made no particular complaint, not being of the grumpy kind, yet causing me great uneasinaßß. "A short time ago I purchased your remedy for ouo of the children, who had a voiy severe attack of billiouenees, and it occurred to me that the remedy might help my wife, as I found that our little girl upon recovery had "Lost!" " Her Ballowneßß, and looked as fresh. »s a new-blown daisy. Well, the Btory is soon told (< My wife, to-day, has gained her old-time beauty with compound interest, and is now as handsome a matron (if I do say it myself) as can be found m thiß county, which ia noted fop pretty women. And I have only Hop Bittere to thank for it. "The dear creature just looked over my shoulder, and says : ' lean flutter to the days of our courtship,' and that reminds me there might be more pret'y wives if my brother farmers would do as I have done*" Hoping you may long be spared to do good, I thankfully remain C. L. James, Beltsvilkb, Prince George Co M Md., ) May 26th, 1833. I Prosecute the Swindlers I If when you call for Amerioan Hop Bitters (see green twig o Hops on tlw white label and Dr Sortie's name bu»mi m the bottle), the vendor hands out anything bat American Hop Bitters refuse it and Bhun the vendor as you would a viper ; . and if he has taken your mdney for anything else indict him for the fraud and sue him for damages for the swindle and we will pay you Üborally for the conviotion. UNDER BILL OF SALE; THURSDAY, 16th JUNE. At 11 o'clock sharp. ALFRED HARRISON, favored with instructions from the Mortgagee, w'-ll Sell by Public Auction at his rooms, (removed thence for convenience of sale; VALUABLE FURNITURE AND JEWELLERY AS FOLLOWS :— Dining-room Suite, nine pieces, Morocco P nearly new ; Large inlaid Table, Card Table, Lady's Worktable, Large Mirror with Gilt Frame, Vases, Carpets, Matting, Wool Mats, Pictures, Double Iron Bedßtead, Spring Mattrass, Marble Top Washstand, DucheßseTable with looking* glass, Fender and Irons, Large Chest Drawers, Harmonium, Accordion, Spoons, Knives and Forks. Also,— Lady's Gold Watch and Chain, Gold set Brooch and | Earrings, and Gentleman's Gold Ring with large Amethyst. On view at Rooms day before Sale. Absolutely Without Reserve. Terms at Sale. ALFRED HARRISON, Auctioneer, |