PERSONAL PARS

Rangiora Gunner, Volume 1, Issue 5, 20 February 1943, Page 3

PERSONAL PARS

We hoar that a certain musical (?) Sergeant is haunted by his melodic Sa Ho should bo - ho murdors thoml Who was tho 11. 0.0. who was so mode st that ho wont bathing fullyclad? Ask Snow or Fang, A certain gunner of tho 2.0 Battery would bo. glad of a donation of a pair of arch-supports (or would ho?). Apply S. Wanted - Puffenuffs "First Lessons in Trumpeting." Apply 24th. Battery urgently. Who is the gunner who groans dismally when he strikes week-end duties? Ask yoursolfl What has happened to tho late lamented Commit too of "Tho Rangiora Gunner"? Ask C.B. J.G. and D.C. . What did a certain, gunnor say to his hut-mate who wandered in sozzled tho other night? Why bring that up? Do pigs fly? Do goose look like pigs? Ask Johnnoy.' ‘ . Is it true that cakes are all made if the one mixture? Ask Willie 1. of Racecourse View* ‘ ’. . Do port er gaffs and rum and raspberry go to -the feet or the head? Or both? Or should one just got tho raspberry?’-Ask IJ.F.H.‘ - Are our cooks any good? Ask tho Lancaster Park boys. -. • Will you pass tho sugar, please? Ask Bluoy. .. Who is this High Joan? Ask the Sanitary Fatigue. Wo understand that a certain gunner was given three Ho. s instead of throe asnros by the M.I.R. 1 b tamo pill -roller. Wo hare it on reliable authority that ho is to bo Camp Runner for tho next throe weeks. Public Enemy number one: Gunner 11-'-111 Without his hut mate his one idea of enjoying himself is to park himself on another person s bunk. Any offers for his disposal? Or will someone. amuse him for a few hours or buy him a set of wooden bricks or a j n

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