Things We Want to Know

Observation Post, Volume 1, Issue 28, 27 November 1942, Page 3

Things We Want to Know

j Which R. 0.0. was so keen on his job that he arose at 0430? Did he meet a lady? <S> <t> <J> What made the Y Bloke blush when told that Mem Ties live longer than Dreams? * .. <s><s> «> ■ Which officer was embarrassed during the singing of ‘ “Dolores. ’ ’ ' <®> <£> Why was Sgt. Mist under the water tower with three girls last Sunday night? <s> <&.;<?> What did the Y Bloke hope to see that he knelt on the floor during the finale? . «> .«> «> Why did Sgt. Baird insist on blankets in the trucks Wednesday? <s> <s> <s> Has Gnr. Pottinger a weakness for the name June? «><s>«> Were 4th in trouble with divebombers last night? r «> <?> <e> Does-a C.P.O. of 4th think his new 2 I/C looks after him? <®> <S> <®> . . Has a certain B.C. found his pipe? <s><»«> What is the time of flight for charge Three. What does the flying? Did anyone have to bail out? <?>«>«> Was the Hawke’s Bay earthquake felt in Linton? s><?>s> Who had a watery back after barking? <s> <t> Which T.S.M. in 4th was caught ambling through the Square Gardens on Friday evening? Was it fresh air he was after? «><?><» What does L/Bdr. Murphy of 5 know about "88"? «•<?>««> What made a certain new Sgt. of sth ' jittery when he heard visitors were coming to the camp last Sunday? A ' bit close to the "bone," Roy? ♦ <s><» Did the “Y” Bloke leave another officer gnashing his teeth while he saw > this officer’s girl friend off at the ' itation last Saturday morning? > <s-'<♦><s> J Which signal expert talked about . 'aying down a hook-up? . > <?> $> <?> Who was involved in the episode of standing on mythical street corners for indefinite lengths of time? Whose girl friend was also involved? ■

Who is the 14 stoner who rides a 6 , stone motor bike? <s>>»<s> When was the "Y," Bloke told- to wash his face, and why? «>,<s>«> Which senior officer couldn’t hit the target with a pea-shooter? <s>«>«> I How many of someone’s’ left-overs did a certain senior officer dance with? «><»•?> Which short fair sergeant is playing tennis continuously with a short brunette? Is this leading to a short engagement? «>«><«> Was it 10 pretty girls or was it 11 that led a certain subaltern astray last Saturday night? We regret to say that there were no saucy little red-heads. <§>'«> <3> Did a certain junior officer require any assistance during his long, long, LONG wait on Saturday morning early? <?>«>■?> In what way does R.H.Q. resemble the Grand Old Duke of York? «><s>«• Which S/M of experience needs lessons in dressing? Did he anchor his braces to the ditch?