OVERHEARD IN THE CAFE. Waitress: “Hawaii, gentlemen, you must be Hungary. ” Soldier: “Yes, Siam, and we can't Roumania long, either. Venice lunch ready?” Waitress: “I’ll Russia a table. What ’ll you -Havre ? ’ ’ Sailor: “Anything at all, but can’t Jamaica little speed Waitress: “I don’t think I can Fiji that fast, but Alaska. Soldier: “Never mind asking anyone. Just put a Cuba sugar in our Java.” Waitress: “Sweden it yourself; I’m only here to Servia.” Sailor; “Bring us some Turkey, and don’t spare the Greece. Soldier: “Denmark our bill, and call the Bosphorus. He’ll probably Kenya. I don’t Bolivia know who I am.” Waitress: “No, and I don’t Caribbean. You Ararat. ”£ Boss: “Samoa your nonsense? What’s got India? Do you think this arguing Alps business?” “ Customer: “Less noise. Spain in the neck.”
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Observation Post, Volume 1, Issue 26, 13 November 1942, Page 3
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