ODDS AND SODS.
Sgt. Bill 'V--- —-- has at last attained his ambition to be an early riser - they tell me he rises at • 6.15 a.ni. regularly these days - he’d have to or he’d miss his early morn* irig cup of tea. .
Ar you troubled with rats or mice? If so, consult “Peg-Leg*’*’ Smith (same building as Kolklow 1 s Hash and Harry Koriier) and he will help you solve your problems.- He has wide experience and knows every, trick of tho trade. ;ye can' assure you he is an expert on the subject.
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wen i. got owtside me admirin publik ' ( wer there ter welcum me an wotty i cums up an soz i put up a veri good j case an it #ist showd that britioh ' justice aint ditched proper like i ; didnt kwite unnerstand wot e me nt but wo tty am ver 1 kleva an e musta bin rite' altho runti oo wer there sed; ballz we am jist a lotta stickers bit • runti as i sed befor jist carnt eJtp makin mistakes altho wo tty made a 1 ; mistake wunce wich i carnt unnerstandi wen ther otha blokes was cummin over ; ere wotty missed the boat e sed o ( thort it’ left from whyhe bit’ there ’ wer a lotta kleva blokes wot made i mistakes then ers a bloke wots cald ' dalyrtimpimpel missed to an e sez they) toz supposed, ter sick im up at ther j grand otel- cos o left a messige for J the orderli ossifer that e would be : there bit the army forgot so it luks ; ter me as if thor heads made ther mistake an forgot ter tel ther blokes-' eggsactli wher ter catch ther boat. well me derist i mist go an ide as it' am neerli to oclock the boyz tell me i ter say that they ope yer ave a niso J soft bed as ther marines am veri ten-J der on ther furini bone i dont git wot; they mean bit they sez you am prak- ! icalli ser tun ter unnerstan !
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Gun Flash, Issue XXII, 29 May 1943, Page 1
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422ODDS AND SODS. Gun Flash, Issue XXII, 29 May 1943, Page 1
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