Aunt Alice's Answers to Amourous Anxieties

Gun Flash, Issue VIII, 15 February 1943, Page 3

Aunt Alice's Answers to Amourous Anxieties

'Dear Aunt 'Alice, ’ Although I-. az. only 41 I have al- . ready; had four -.■ French, girl friends since my arrival in y e w Caledonia ■4 leave day’s ago,. but I’ve lost each one of them almost... at onoe z a- -• ouch one ' has ’ mnucked my right ' cheek a a she .left, ‘My .'best friends, tell me I. haven’t got 8.0., and I and I use Lifebuoy, and they never laugh when I sit down: to play, ; so what ’ can it be that ift Wong with me? " I*r jus a country boy struggling to 1 ea'rn < the language but I’ve looked up a few words in 'the die- A

t loner y and stuck, them toget/cr in •nice flowery phrases. ■ '-Perhaps you could tell me if there’ e anything * 'wrong with them/ X meant to say “Oh, Kiss, how beautiful you. are. ' I think our meeting is pregnant wit po risibilities, If only you' were struck with mo 11“ and in ?ronc’?. ; it went Ilk©' this, " “Oh, Haler.olsoil Vous otes tros belle, Jo.ponse quo notre rencontre st opr is deschances, Que norv6 11 si cloment vous -seres encicnte. do v. >1 I •', Arid ' each, : t irie.. that way the end of -,. our . conversation. Dear ; Au:;t Alice, have I said the' wrong-.thing? - for ' now I",see. them going out with the Adjutant’so it; can’t be looks ... ' t he. tup sot ' thou,. - ■ J z ; ours in Cupid* s toils, ‘ • "passion’s Delicate Flower ”, :•/ •*\ ■ * . ■ ■ ' • . •■:■•,'• - ■ ■'''' Answer: Dear Pash, • . Ji bapo se * er-.c etnt j’» and * opr .1 s or one of''then will ta!.:©.'you At you: word and you’ll bi leaving ; in How / Gal econi a so'thing "that is fovevdr /ey ' Zealand" ;and.-. lb/- a week : .?ui?->©’: tcnonce is-.' still ;15/“ loss -b/er " money oven .though it ; is expressed in.'.francs..' : And you leave th©- Adjutant alone. You should ••not' judge/? v people on (first impressions - bo ' * may cone I\u/h©art of gold. beneath that g tes. 1 spread, ■ *' : ; . ' . Aunt Alice, " ' .