A CENSOR – PROPORTION.

Guerrilla Gazette, Volume 11, Issue 4, 1 May 1944, Page 4

A CENSOR - PROPORTION.

This highly intelligent little article is intended as a guide to those who still persist in the pernicious habit of writing. Of course the best advice of all is that of the Major’s : To those about to marry - DON’T. But if you must (Lord only knows why) here are a few DO’S and DONT’S to keep you out of the censor’s ' hand So First of all S DON’T mention the we at n er. Anyone at the other—end—with even the smallest amount of • grey matter must know that there are only two places as hot as this - HELL and FIJI. Therefore DON’T mention the weather. DON’T TALK ABOUT OFFICERS. You can get fined for putting obscene language through the mail. In fact your best plan is to take advantage of our- offer of "Servicemen’s Letter Cards v Quite inexpensive. Just mail us your order. Many Varieties. .Sanyly Strike cut what does not apply. o o c o c o n n o 0 Camp .000000 X 9 dd. Dear Mother ;> —— — — - Bill Sweetie Pie Ain’t life gorgeous a f air b Q 0.... C 4. U- Q o o c o c unbearable without you.. Please send a large cake * the address of a few b lent es in AUCKLAND. a fiver a photograph of your sei As far as leave goes we' have a very good chance . -no ber-luddy show not much hope. Don’t forget to write. Love ■ All the beet Yours til J. Hell freezes 0 ''OCOQOOOOOO Then sign it CHARLIE or whatever your name is.,