R.H.Q. LONG SHOTS

Flak, Volume 1, Issue 2, 1 April 1943, Page 7

R.H.Q. LONG SHOTS

Which blond baby hoy has bother with nurses?. Is it that he can’t decide which one he likes? Or is someone: fooling him.? ; V ' * * ' ■' * * Who helped our editor to bed after his “quest for news” outing? Too much of the convivial spirit, we are ■ told. < ' * * * - .7.- ■. :■ And how inconsiderate of our cooks to produce onions for supper when, two lasses had rendezvous just afterwards. Bad luck, Jo. r ❖ sj: sjs The anti-Bing Crosby clan have another member. An officer, too, whom one would think should know better. The same officer probably worked up his antagonism, while sitting on the roadside after his bike had broken dowp. * * $ Uncle Henry must have been on the war path again, because a bombardier was heard complaining of visions the other day. What we want to know is whether Uncle Henry can really appear as a pink elephant? ❖• * * The fact, that one Lance-Bombardier (Waac) drifts around with that glazed look is, according to information received, due to the furthering of good feeling with our American Allies. Marines, to be precise.' . * * « A certain gunner recently . applied for confinement leave .... to be taken some time in November, 1943. ❖ * * ■' And what of the donkey who kicked a 2nd Lt. .on the head and had to be shot because its leg was broken. .. ❖ ... • ❖ * .... 5 . Do you know of the Don/R who couldn’t sleep at night, but did so on his bike, only to- wake up to find himself and bike in someone’s front garden on the Waikumete Hill. 1 . OUR PATRIOTIC WAACS We publish without comment the following memo, received from Brigade with Our regifneht’s consignment of pamphlets entitled “Our Population Problem”: “Your normal allocation has been increased by six copies. The extras, are intended to cover the re- " quirements of Waac personnel attached to r your unit.” ■<> • ’ ■ ■ a ■