NOTIFIED IN HEAVENLY COMMAND ORDERS I JAN '44 B.C.

Dozerdust, Volume 2, Issue 13, 26 March 1944, Page 1

NOTIFIED IN HEAVENLY COMMAND ORDERS I JAN '44 B. C.

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SECURITY, ' ADVANCE COPY WAR E STATUS Hi SPIRITUAL AID DETACHMENT - TYRE »A» : •

(This establishment is designed to deal with 200 sinner per day) (i) PERSONNEL . .

' NOTE; (a) To be reviewed after 40 days and 40 nights* Subject; Spiritual Aid Detachment Type n A w ~ ■ **" Hvnly Comd security Ext 99999999 12345 /HC The attached VZE has been approved by Heavenly Command and is promulgated ©to all concerned. Units will . - L . reorganise on to this WE without further instructions from this Command.

Detail Off re WO s Sgts R & P Total Chief. Priests I ■ ■ I Samaritans, Grade I I I I Artisans (incl I Cpl & I L/Gpl) I 12 * 13 Interpreters, writing, wall ’ ■■ I I Vetters, soul . I i I tors, wing 7 v?- I ; 7-' 1 . .1 i;ii halo I I Acolytes • I ; - I Shepherds I I Whiteners, sepulchre .■ , _ z I I GalVanisers, activity _• 2 2 . Virgins, foolish (a) 2 2 Virgins * wise " ■■ ■-, ■ ■ . -. 2 ■ 2 • .14. I 14 I I I 12 12 28 28 .-‘••■-.■k. -i.. ■' ,/z 1 v-c: - Atta ched personnel. u• -,, ; •; * J 1 - . - * KOBILB FONT UNIT ■ ■ ' • Watermen ,2 , Holders, infant 1 (one extra for i for each each pair of pair of .- Acyl's 7 twins .twins Godfathers, I • Godmothers ....... I there, fairy . I ■ ■■ -. ■ Relations, lachrymatory - (as required ; zzz v--. rx .7

ii) TRANSPORT : ■ ; ' ' .. Hearse, one- sea ter, 2 ( I spare ) Chariots, fiery, I * Clouds, ascending , / I Lorry, 3 Ton, 7heeled, uplift I I. Arks,’; collapsible, rainproof , - I (a )

•kt. t Unit. • TVOB JB* M 1NO X -l u, X q !r y Y > y ■ ■ u ■ ~ r -— i — : - - folio v/ing will be held o Mobile » Type jy <nC held on fty QX0-98 Bel) a, ells , 21 TT Pits/ Bottomless, Depths, bloody, Bottles, blood, Cats, wit:.ches, spitting, fierce ,Ifemaia) ting, fierce, (female) r?/- /•..• X X 3° 18 6 Cauldrons, water, boiling, 3 Cauldrons, water, boi ling, Horns, curved, pointed. _ ,prs Horns, curved, pointe id. 97 $ Tails, detachable, pointed, «pearhead 9? prs 21 II 30 18 6 3 97 97 20 o Tails, detachable, pc Shovels , GS large, jintedj epearhead > Tridents, large t - / ■ ©r ' J. 3?x CIS U u S p I a X g v - Tongs, finger, crush] 10 Sc row, thumb, disjoin 10 mg iting 10 10 17 Pokers, white hot ” red ho t 3 Tongs, finger, crushing Sc row, thumb, di s,' o ihting Pokers, white hot • L/ ” red hot 3 •.. - Racks, stretching, Hats, pointed, goblins, for the use of 3 20 Sinks, iniquity Porks, pitch ... > 25 10 Racks, contracting . Sins, deadly../. 7 as-, for the use of 3 20 5 , 25 10 Racks, contracting Sins, deadly 7 • ■ / RASC _ &.IWJ21X - >-• • ' di-:' - fl. , / ■ d ~ -r ’• . • / . / Brews, evil smelling foul , foul galls ‘ loob ’’B o 6 d', group 0.4 - o oda group 0.2 / _ * X// 'r ■ ' - • buckets 76 22 . tolls, assorted pkts of 100 76 1 . ■ r s, (good) Curses, (bad)' i galls buckets n pkts of 100 1000 76 22 76 I . 5760 ; Screams, curdling, blood lood ■ 95?.. Pi-tdh , boiling Leers, . awful • ' -'/ Oil, boiling - 1 As ! ' _ ‘ _ tfhl imi te d 6.71 As Required Uhlimited 671 ' < Required Coal, hot, red, embers, glowing rs, glowing As Required Sulphur , ton t As tons Required 113.

SUBJECT: No I Purrs tn ry Unit (Mob.) - Type > 3 > ._, and, VIl/8911/3 4A ■ - ■ ' • / . : . ’ • • . • - . • • • z • J * - . / ? L */J. ?/:. / " ’» Z\ - ’ V ; ’O' VII/8911/34A GHQ HEAVEN <’■ CH/34172/4 ■ ■' ’■ . ’ . ; I Feb '44 B.C. Distribution List ’Bl < 7 ’ v- . ■ GHQ HEAVEN CH/34172/4 I Feb ’44 B. C. - The above V®, captured from the enemy/is fhrwarded for information and any a-etion deemed-necessary* ;■ . • • • (Sgd) Gabriel * . . . . Maj-Gen DIR or HEAVENLY INTELLIGENCE Heaven . ** ’ * .'.J •••.■ •'■ 1 Jan .44 , • ' > •/ ' ?•’ ~ ri buttoni GHQ, 7th Heaton *•* . ’ ' Rear HQ, Salvation Arny Ut 0 pia Q Major Barbara . ' 1 f Z Paradise Lost (if faun All Cloud Bases