GONOPHONE NEWS.

Dozerdust, Volume 2, Issue 2, 11 December 1943, Page 8

GONOPHONE NEWS.

WEEK by weak the Go no phone News Service brings you the latest.rumour ■gleaned' from sources that are * " in* the know ”. No incident is too small to be significant, none too' big but bur credulity will sw.allow it. Moreover, Gohophone News has one Characteristic that no other News Agency in tho world can offer. Associated Press may , ’.boast of the number of foreign correspondents .on it’s payroll; Reuters, that it transmits news from the ears and eyes of the globe faster than any other agency; and Deutsches Na ahr io hen Bare may work overtime keeping up Gabbling Goobblc • But only the Gonophone ■ Nows brings you what you want to hear and believe; it brings it in tabloid form and can bo grape - vinod 1 through the Unit .in a matte ;ier of . minutes,.,., and give tho ' bearer high honour. Ml THIS week > our service started off with the startling announcement that Works would bo home -fax-Chris and to expedite’ the transfer 'the 00 was leaving for N.Z. on Deo. 18gh f In the words of Basil Murgatroyd , that was a ” whopoackor V It was ' followed by*tho , purely domestic fatality that Libut. Tramain had lost the- power, of’. hearing in both ears. The news had litertlly deafened him. /Thon camo tho incident - c exf the pants. Spr. Jack Gibba found the scat 1 of his trousers unbecoming for a Sapper of the Services Sec * tion so ho approached Lieut. Torrie for authority to obtain another *pair. Jack was told' that * it was not worth while” his gotting another pair. * Not worth while H.. • •••that could mean only one thing* , we wore going home sooner than we thought. With excitement thus whipped up there came the flash from * high up $ A batman had told some one who told some one else who told another who told our barber ihat**Ncw Zealanders wore passing out of American contend" on Jan*7thS That the 3rd. Div. would be replaced by British troops and that we would soon be oh our way home And as the week /closed, comfort, if not certainty was dispensed by the information that the Unit was to be medically examined, graded’ two,and head for home soon after. Thus ends the Go no phone News Service for the Wk.

OUR THANKS TO GEORGE KING* JIM CRAIG* CHARLIE HYE, B .D. CLARK AND .TOM YUILL. TOM CAM IN AT .THE KILL AND TOOK OVER THE PTINTING AND MADE A GOOD JOB. TO HIGH CLASS SOBERING HE ADDS JOB 07 PRINTER TOR DOZERDUST. ED.

3NOOPING3 BY

> ■ , • X '• 1 . ‘ ' SAY* ever see a knife thrower try to stick the but* end of a knife into a tree from six foot* Cant be done .’ Course it can. Bill Chari q ton did it. The tree was almost Gotten an’ he meant the sharp point to go in - he was givin* a demonstration • you know what Bill’s like. . But you wanta soo him on parado -yes Mr* no sir. in DIDN’T see. much of Lieut. Gilmour when 1 was up in the damp. Thought I'd got out in the jJeep with him same as last time. He didn’t go* but X got out* wl th Lieut. Scott. Went to *on« Depot" and saw Em. Newman in shhrts and ; straw hat • glad ho had the hat on - lots of Waacs about there I hoar, but didn’t see any. What ya think. I heard Lieut. Scott was goin \to thC lac Cream factory in the afternoon, so X hoofed to the, Jeep and hid under papers in -the back seat* Pretty good factory X guess. When Lieut. Scott end blokes wont into office, X whooped over to ’ churn affair an’ hung on handle with me mouth under the tap. Tried to sneak a five pound block of frozen cream • but X aint up to the Wharf standard * yet. Got back to camp and had a look at the boat, wo heard so much about. She was a who pea eke r. Painted white and about fifteen foot. But she aint no more. Boys put her in river to have seams fill up. then the motor was goin* in. But a big flood same upcarried boat away and thumped her bottom. Wish 3di tor would print ' what boys said, "cb Willi sc x was goin’ to take his Javanese girls out for a ride, m IN the morning X tore over to Tc«h.Storo to.boo Lieut. Brooker’s' now office, flash pessio, too. Heqrd him say to a bloke who just went in.” Sit down for a minute ah* sorry* tho visitors chair is out at the mom- ’ ; ent J X got under Arthur Burge’s chair, but he’s got so fat X moved. The chair cant stand strain for ever. m HAD a groat night at the boxing on Sat. night. Guo

that boy No<ch good. Only one that looked he wasn’t soared of the coloured boy. X tailored like

hell in last round when Nowton

had the other follow on tho ropes. (Cent. col. 2 page 9 )