SNOOPINGS

Dozerdust, Volume 1, Issue 16, 25 September 1943, Page 2

SNOOPINGS

1 LOOKS to me as if something phoney. is 1 going on round here, the other day < basil murgatroyd’s graphs and charts ' showed one Job had been completed & < no men had been working on it® but maybe basil’s finding these early < mornings too much for him; he even sent the don r. hunting fol? a truck that was in the yard all the time. : • ® DID you hoar young Jeff mannix giving the low down on his job back in Invercargill, said he;” of course Pm going back to the old film, i • get just over three hundred ( a year & i can bugger off for the afternoon whenever i like-, . j ud tell ’em i’m goixjg out on. a job, be sides we dont do anything in the winter and the ■ summer’s short, he.then blabbed about a hike he’s got the and stock of rub- 1 ber he’s, ~> vu : SAY fella e , lay j off BAMBOo ANNIE, she s.hot,see, and from whit i saw that doqd cow feed krona st spent 'time' on was fit for the drawing room compared with the dame'. ; • • I’LL tell i? another thing 0 seems funny, a man that’s been a milkman just cant. stand ceein’ a cow, oven a dead ’un, /not' buried, er looked after. here’s another things ’ there is nc truth in the; rumour that wo have • a. nudist group hero, the "Old xlan-’-wouldn’t stand for it,see.the nudity 1 parade some pf you chaps saw the other night was only s/m mite hi ns on and spr. boot looking for .the cold water tap. from what i saw they didn’t need any cold water. : • ; TELL you who did viced cold water to cool him down was Percy kennu on tucsday night, he went along to that ART class at tho red cross, he said it was a ” NOUIWvN NIGHTMARE V i heard him ’cos 1 .was’ there, he-said to the organiser.,/: ” , you magged me into this. /..cornin’ along to my tent, sayin’ ’ captain b 0 y d ’a compliments, you aro to d rI the teen g into noumoaj you dont cor? at me again with dot crap • j j THE "crap” was the way the trick would slow down, shoot . forward, crawl round one corner and tear round the next on :two. wheels, the boys’, said-socio awful things about tho. truck. .. even peter Wingfield skipped lids culture, d » » ' THE room v/here the ART was held ./os' packed with shoving, pushing; s we aIng artists who Ina ft tic ally made : • 3 much noise as tho piano and radio in Mie next room, : ;• LOGGING for coffee

after the show, two members fell into tho drains in the. main street, others pitched into heaps of regusc , while padre lowden was rescued from a well, lubricated serviceman by lic-ut. bcr* sant. : : • ON the way hone all i could hear was percy’s croacking. . • • ” how the hell was i nagged into thio : • • A good batch cf scones done in BOURAIL the- other day when the MCRAE- JOHNSTON CIRCUS hit tho town., men poured in to street from all directions, balconies crowded, windows opened...all communications closed. major west arrived in time to give ” all particulars of circus, a bit of good work, sir •