A TECHNICAL "HOMER"

Arty AnTiDote, Issue 6, 2 October 1943, Page 5

A TECHNICAL "HOMER"

THOSE ZERO LINES A3© SKY HOOKS

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i I am going homo and X don’t want ; to go.; there ir- nothing the matter j with m.e s The M? 0« reckons 1 am troppe, but I insist there is nothing wrong. I x f an into trouble recently \ but I don’t see anything unusual about itj I had a spot of bother with the . j bombardier in charge of the mess: I ; was sent to get the plane tables and < he went mad when I tried to take the | tables out of the mess.. I know it • wasn’t a billiard table table they i wanted and 1 know where 'bo find the ■ water? table — it’s on the water cart I And log tables you find in log cabin j And that damn zero line! I can j never find it when T want it. and 1 when X don’t want

it X always trip over xt e 1 got 'a nasty cut from it the oilier 0. aye 1 as busy reeling it in and checking it for fraying and clean forgot about til 10 kiO.L'O point XX it and it dug right into my ■ hand, BOMB Iggujdon sent me up the road to the French shop the other day to get some Bo .for feathers? bu the • er orc had nemo ant X went to (.'ll the shops in web va,L Le V n vain?, diexx .1 fell off tho Rugdmental ■Jr id and ripped ■jno end out of my footle- sis stocking ■

. on a sky hook, rt so med to unnerve the huh altogether X never could ride that thing anyway -■■■’" give me a good old elephant any day} " Well, oherio for now lads, see {you at BHD, I