Twisted Silver Cheers

Rip It Up, Issue 216, 1 August 1995, Page 10

Twisted Silver Cheers

I say: ‘Hooray for Silverchair!’ Personally, I cannot wait for the Aussie trio-tryhards-wannabes revolution. Genuine alternative music will no longer be ‘cool’ to all very trendy teenyboppers. It’s gone on for too bloody long. I am sick of having to share my taste in music with a bunch of l-love-Kurt-he-is-so-cool-so-am-l, airhead bonkers with eerily high pitched laughs, who have no aesthetic values whatsoever. Silverchair, be my saviour! This band shall rip off all mush-for-brains punters and become the eternal trend of the Teenybopper Nation!

Hallelujah! So, don’t anybody diss Silverchair now... they’re very nice boys. They are the glimpse of hope strengthening my will to live. O’ yes... there is one who believes Silverchair should not drowneth in doggy poo poo, [as that fate] would be much more well deserved and appropriate for none other than Mr Shithead Chirac. I’d also like to publicly announce that I, 0’ Great One, have placed an unremovable (unless, of course, he changes his extremely fucked up mind) curse on Mr Shithead Cirac, that he be reincarnated into toilet paper times infinity, for eternity. Nukes up Chirac’s bumhole. Killer Clown, i wish i was in Hillsborough.