Redneck Suffering
Listen up Yo! After smoking lots of pot and drinking oodles of beer, me and my rugby mates cruised to the Wailing Bongo to see Pumpkinhead and Semi Lemon Kola. We went there with expectations of having a good time and getting to see some good kiwi music. Boy, were we disappointed. The trouble all started when some girlees called ‘5 Sluts’ came on stage and played their brand of speed country, only to the dismay of the ever depleting crowd. Our prop, Jonah, got so frustrated he whipped out his diddle and told them to piss off; fully understandable when you consider we payed 10 bucks a head to get into this place. So, what happens to the dude? He gets thrown out for it. Our argument is this: if those girlees took offence, maybe they shouldn’t be playing rock (and just cock). Stay home girls, where you belong. Thanks for nuthin’. Method Man, Te Rapa U2ls. PS: An apology would be nice, or a refund of two tinnies and one tray of beer, please.
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Rip It Up, Issue 216, 1 August 1995, Page 10
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178Redneck Suffering Rip It Up, Issue 216, 1 August 1995, Page 10
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