THE ARRY AWARD

Rip It Up, Issue 89, 1 December 1984, Page 40

THE ARRY AWARD

So. after spending a month in the lockup after incidents | related |in last month’s (unprintable) column, , out on parole just in time for THE ARRY AWARDS. • Wally Of the Year Award: i MIKE CORLESS for having 300 people pay and 5000 on the guest list at Mt Maunganui • The ‘Only Bullets Can" Stop Them Now and It Would Be A ! Fucking Relief Silver Bullet: THE MOCKERS. • The Let’s Carry On With the Same Name i Prize: i MARGINAL ERA. • The Let’s Carry On With Another Name Prize: R. THIS HEAVEN.

• The Lets Toss A Coin Prize THIS ERROR. • The ‘Still Brazier After All These Years’ Gold Wfatch: THE LEGIONNAIRES. • The ‘We Call Ourselves the Doublehappys But Our Heads Are As Bio As I Thundercrackers’ Cup: THE DOUBLEHAPPYS. • The Riot 1 First Time commemorative shield (and helmet). DAVE 00BBYN • The ‘We Don’t Carry Things, We’re] Pop Stars’ j Lifetime Subscription To ‘Smash Hits’: ' KATANGO. The ‘Bugger The Time, Just Hand Me Another ! Fosters’ Silver Tankard: JORDAN LUCK. • The ‘No, We Don’t Ski On That Stuff Silver Spoon: THE NARCS. >* • The 89FMblablabla Radio Stationblablabla Politicsblablabla Platinum \; Microphone: > l * ANDREW BOAK. :/ ;^ • The Annual Terry Green A Truck Award: HERBS.

• The ‘At Least The Titanic Had A Good Band’ Ship In A Bottle: ’: 'WmOEBB JOHN DOE. • The ‘Running Tap? Award For Travel i Planning: I DAVE MERRITT. • The Ridiculous On the Virgin Award: NETHERWORLD DANCING TOYS. • The ‘Weli At Least He’s Not Making Records’ Award: RUSS LE • The This One’s Not To Be Sniffed Af Golden Lock And v Key:2Hß|■■ BRYAN STAFF. • The Flogging A Dead Horse Statuette: NOT THE 1978 SHOW • The; Fucking A Dead Horse Cup: ALL STARS PLAY-THE; BLUES. • The Exhuming, Flogging, Fucking A Dead I Horse Trophy: THE JIVE BOMBERS. [• The Annual ‘Urn, Er... Four Cans, Officer’ Si I verflj Keyring: Doug Hood, 1 \ Dave McArtney and yours truly ... .‘ARRYMK