King Shag Column

Rip It Up, Issue 64, 1 November 1982, Page 34

King Shag Column

The Let ’s wear a bit thin’ Award Chris Knox - The Laugh of The Year, otherwise known as U2 can sound like ABC Screaming Meemees The 'l’ll never look at a bottle of whisky the same way’ Award Stefan Morris The 'll always look at a bottle of whisky the same way’ Award Roger Shepherd The 7 know more about music than fish really’ Award Frank Stark The 7 think I’ll have a moustache this week’ Award \ Mike Corless The Drink Yourself More Bliss' Award Peter Urlich ■ ' The 7 got an ego won’t let me go’ Award Tony Drumm/Mike O’Neill . mßmmzJumrnacmmmawmtmmtmmmxmmmmmmamm Entrepreneur of the Year Chris Knox ■ ' - t nb >n ■Mm The -I’ll get what I want to Number One' Award Robin Lambert - <Brize free t-shirt) All awards can be collected at the Press Bar next Monday night, as long as you buy me one. Next - ’Arry goes to Antarctica - obviously. ’ARRY

Well, after being run out of town by the Meemees screaming blue murder, I spent a week holed up in Turangi. Now the nightlife down this end of the island is a bit shithouse, in fact very shithouse, so since it’s been award month, ’ow about the ’Arry Awards. ‘Ere they are: The Best Dressed A rd Paul Rose ■ManaaaaaßfmiaßsaßaaMi < > uii II Ik- buried in Inn I axil) The Best Undressed Award The Gurlz t feUwatMBMMttMMqHOBaBBfeMamMMHNraaQM.. The ’Aircut 100 Award Simon Grigg ■iwrirwiiin ummßmmnmmmmmammmt* The Beer gut 100 Award Dave McLean The 7 don’t take drugs, / just get arrested for them .- Award Graham Brazier . ; The Let 's be on a permanent go-slow’ Award The bar staff at A Certain Bar The Let’s go out for a pint and a punch-up, just as long as we don t get into a fight’ Award Andrew Boak • DJ of the Year Murray Cammick The 'l’ll never be sure, but I'll always be certain' Award , Mark Phillips