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magician and this godawful red cocktail which frothed. ’Ere, ’ang on - someone , once told me cocktails are supposed to have alcohol in them. Yeah, so has scotch, and the one I paid $3.20 for didn’t taste like it. Better stick to those little white cans. At least you know what you’re getting for $2.60. Onto the music. Well, they played ‘I Ran’, ‘I Ran’, ‘I Ran’, and if I hear ‘I Ran’ once more, I grab that executioner’s axe. and chop that 16-stone DJ in a skeleton suit’s ’ead off. ’Ere, where’s the Texas Chainsaw Massacre video with guest appearance from Vincent Price?, Oh well, Jon Zealando will have to do, but ’e’s posing as lan Curtis - trying to ’ang ’imself in the middle of the floor. Pity it didn’t work properly^g^A^ So bring on the seance and turn out the lights. “All * silence please, I can hear ghosts.” I ’eard them too, they were chanting oi oi oi. ’Ere, .what’s that goat doing in ’ere, and a virgin. She’s no virgin, her tits are too big. Ah, they’re stabbing ’er, and everyone’s getting covered in ‘blood’. Oh, it’s probably the leftovers of that bloody awful cocktail. It’s 3am and the bar’s closed. Hmmmm, can’t pinch any glasses, so no beer, and no fear am I staying. ' v ‘ ARRY

KING SHAG COLUMN Meanwhile, back at the pub, it has been decided , upon to check out the . Agency’s answer to Club Garage - Blecchtro, or Retro for South Island readers. It’s Friday the 13th, so the night has been deemed for Horror. And horror it was, at the bloody prices. The $lO entry fee got you in (obviously), a seance, a

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