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Rip It Up, Issue 33, 1 April 1980, Page 14

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ATTRACTIVE, sincere, fun loving guy with musical interests wishes to meet anyone prepared to listen to his new album SOLDIER, view friendship, marriage. Please write to IGGY POP, Rosie's . Dating Bureau, EMI New Zealand. Sincere enquiries only.

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NUDISM is a good word to use to attract people’s attention to a classified advertisment for AN AMERICAN DREAM by THE DIRT BAND. The use of the word nudism does not imply in any way, shape or form that the Dirt Band are nudists, have ever been nudists, or approve of nudism as a way of life. The word has been used solely to bring to your attention the fact that their brilliant new album, distributed by EMI, is now available at record stores and deserves some exposure.