Hat Shots

Radio Record, Volume XII, Issue 33, 27 January 1939, Unnumbered Page

Hat Shots

"HURTHHR . Base + Facilities: Transtasman ': Service," says our evening paper. Surely no one could question the .morals of the Awatea’s passengers! YOU can never tell abont a woman -you shouldn't, anyhow! AN Italian chef has taken to song writing as a hobby. They say one of his numbers is entitled "Men of Garlic." ‘BURNT OFFERING. ° SCIENTIST has discovered a method of extracting food from coal. A newly-married friend tells us that his wife can reversé the process with the greatest of ease. FAAPPINESS is a perfume you cannot pour on others without getting a few drops on yourself. ON the other hand, all things are more apt to come to those who don’t wait. YoU wmustn’t believe all the | stories you hear about Holly-

wood actors. . Most of them are just old wives" tales. ée you were a fugitive from justice, and were being chased by a police car doing 60 miles an hour along a lonely country road, what would you do?" asks a reader. Seventy! SUBURBAN STATISTICS. "{T was either last week or the week before... at any rate, it was just three maids ago... ." POVERTY is no disgrace, says a magistrate. And that’s about all you can say in favour of it. SAFE GUESS. "W HEN aman says he can man: age his wife, what exactly does he mean?" asks a _ reader. He probably means he can make her do anything she wants to. CYNICS’ CORNER. ANY girl, says a woman journal. ist, can get the man she wanis, But it takes a clever girl to get the man another girl wants. "T,OTS of girls marry their boss," says @ writer. Most men do, too. ((0-EDUCATION was once a race for supremacy between the sexes. Now it’s just neck and neck,