Hot Shots

Radio Record, Volume XII, Issue 32, 20 January 1939, Unnumbered Page

Hot Shots

A SEISMOLJCIST says that earthquake shocks occur mainly in Mareh. So do income-taz deniands. "THINGS are improving these days. Peopie are taking their bills out of their envelopes. EE celled her "Brown Sugar" because she was sweet, but unrefined. "QUITE the contrary," the man on shipboard answered, when asked if he had dined. GOLF is like a love affair; if you don’t take it seriously, it’s no fun; if you do take it seriously, it breaks your heart.

(T seems as though this year the usual unusual .seather has been more unusual than usual THERES one thing about baldness. It's neat. ADD definitions: Bachelor-A man who couldn’t take "yes" for an answer. A WOMAN is as old as she looks, but a man isn’t old until he stops looking. LOVE is a gross exaggeration of the difference between one person and all the rest. PXPECTANT father: "Posterity" is just around the corner. SIGN on a dance hall: "Good Clean Dancing Fvery Night But Sunday." DO right and fear no man. Don’t write and fear no woman, SOMETIMES it is advisable to begin fove letters: "My dar. ling, and gentlemen of the jury." THE best reducing exercise is ‘to shake the head violently from side to side when offered a second helping. . AE WEST, commenting on her own stage roles: "When I’m good, I’m very, very good, but when I’m bad,. I’m better."