Hot Shots

Radio Record, Volume XII, Issue 31, 13 January 1939, Unnumbered Page

Hot Shots

W# have no wish to be personal, but we would like to know how many times you have written 1928 instead of 1989? ANY a man. today is living by the sweat of his frau. ‘THEN there was the father of six who bought a dachshund so all the children could pet him at once. Gossips have a keen sense of rumour. MAN always chases a woman until she catches him, E\PITAPH for the tombstone of a good host: "This Is On Me." NOTE ON A PEACEFUL REED. Quits good hay is being harvested on the majority of North Auckland farms this year. BIGGEST problem facing most New Zealanders at the moment is to know what hour of what day summer will fall this year.

THEY’ VE discovered a new insect @alled golf moth. It does 18 holes a day. THE trial has commenced of three men who are alleged to have plotted Hitler’s assassination. "Trial" is good. THEN there was the man who gave up drinking for the sake of the wife and kidneys, THE great secret of successful marriage is to treat all disasters as incidents and none of the incidents as disasters. THEN there was the Scotsman who used only one spur.. He figured the other side would ge anyway. OME men have a den in their home, others just grow! ali _ over the house. " AVON'S WILD GAM®" is heading to a paragraph in Christchurch newspaper. Like snakes and ladders, it gambo% a bit. HE year 1989 opened with the cable pages of the papers almost at normal. It was pleasant to see a certain amount of prominence once again given to overseas cricket matches and wholesale slaughter in Spain.