Hot Shots

Radio Record, Volume XII, Issue 30, 6 January 1939, Unnumbered Page

Hot Shots

MARRIAGE is a@ great thing-no family should be without it. FEW people these’ long alleged summer days get up bright and early, but most of us just get up early. OR Mr. Semple: ~The way some | people drive you’d think they were late for their ccident. AND then this: Traffic JOMS CAUSE fewer accidents than pickled drivers. LITTLE girl’s prayer: "Oh, God, make all the bad people good and all the good people nice." [HE doy is a picture of his father and the givl is the talkie of her mother. AFTER-CHRISTMAS styles for men: it now looks as though there will be some small change in the pockets. PDO not worry about what people are thinking about you-for they are not thinking about you. They are wondering what ;,ou are thinking about them. A. CHAMPION is a fellow who gets licked two o: three times a week and keeps right on calling himself a champion. ALIMONY is a system by which, when two people make @ mise take, one of them continues to pay for it. STORY is told in the States that a Pacific Coast town held a gala contest with prizes for the persons who could best imitate Charlie Chaplin. Chaplin heard of the contest, rigged himself out, won second prize. GOLF defined: A game where the ’ pall always lies poorly, and the golfer well. WEBSTER'S definition of crooiing: A continuous hollow sound, as of cattle in paii. A LADY is a woman who always remembers others, and never forgets herself. AS® the British Consul said, "It’s in the bag." [T looks as the Australian em bargo on New Zealand potatoes will soon be lifted. In the mean. time, with its back to the wall, the New Zealand potato keeps on firht- | ing. A. NEW bomb which kills within 500 yards of impact was used | 42 @ series of experimental raids on | Barcelona, if has been revealed, | fis to be hoped the lucky Barco Tonians appreciate the privilege of | assisting in sich an important scientific experiment, WEwW British air-tIners will fly through the stratosphere at 300 miles per hour. ‘That’s stil? not high enough or fast enough to get away from it all.