Hot Shots

Radio Record, Volume XII, Issue 29, 30 December 1938, Unnumbered Page

Hot Shots

QHRISTCH URCH siaged a "Safety First’ dance. Girls could leave their "mad money" at home. NO. Gertrude, a millibar is not the horizontal part of the bicycle that takes the girl friend home after the last tram. "TW spite of all legislation, pound notes don't go far,’ says @ Chrisichurch newspaper correspondent. We've lost sight of ours this Christmas. FINGLISH afternoon tea is an affront to luncheon and an insult to dinner-Mark Twain. ABOUT the only exercise some | people take is jumping to conclusions. EPOCHS. HE war marked the end of the age of AMEN, and the beginning of the age of OH YEAH. We have made only one New Year resolution this year: "Zo do as we are told." And it won't be broken--our wife will see to that. EVERY man should keep a fair sized cemetery in which to bury the faults of his friends. SCIENTIST has discovered that cheerful people resist diseases better than glum ones. The surly bird catches the germ. [HE honeymoon is over when he stops calling her "darling" ané calls her "say." A LIAR is a person who has no partition between his imagination and his information. HIGH HAT. ADIO announcer at important political function abroad: "Never before have [I seen s@ many silk hats on so few gentle--men." . THE PLODDER., "HE has been working on the present site a little upstreans from the ruins for centuries."-, Article on archzeological work. N overseas scientist says stars may be hotter than any on earth ever dreamed. Hence the movieland divorces? ‘p OWE a zereat deal to radio,® ." gays a Christchurch college lecturer. And how much to the dealer? O-DAY’S great thought! "It is not the persons we do that counts, but the way we do them."