Hot Shots

Radio Record, Volume XII, Issue 28, 23 December 1938, Unnumbered Page

Hot Shots

Two eggs, each about three times the size of an ordinary egg, have been laid by a Southland hen. ‘Too late for the elections, unfortunately. "T WOULDN'T be seen in the latest bathing costume," modestly declared a young New Brighton beach beauty. Oh, wouldn’t you? S the crooners make it sound: "She was a dear old sole, was Mother." NEWSPAPER heading, "Wool Sale "Proceeds," annoyed Nancy Nitwit because the report didn’t say where the sale proceeded to. SCIENTIST at New Guinea says there are fish which give out a musical note. Practising their scales. NOCTURNE IN A FLAT. Maybe the lodgers Who live up there Are Ginger Rogers And Fred Astaire. [Tt is reported that the black cat which hung around Downing Street during the Munich peace discussions is missing. Maybe it gave itself up to a rat. THIS WEEK’S GREAT THOUGHT "JEWS taught Germans to smoke . tobacco in order to destroy the German nation."--Speech in Munich by Herr Streicher. AN electric boot-black has been invented. An automatic digester would be more in keeping this time of the year, . , HOWLERS: Sir Galahad [gs a poem for ladies. Past tense of "I want," is "]. got." Kind hearts are better than cornets. , GAFETY Week special in Dunedin, Advertiser in local paper stated he had a car for sale, and added "No further use." oo POLITICAL spokesman at Berlin "" gaid Germany was very sensftive to speeches of British statesmen at home and abroad-Cable Item. A sensitive plant in Berchteasgaden grew!