Hot Shots

Radio Record, Volume XII, Issue 27, 16 December 1938, Unnumbered Page

Hot Shots

HiGH Xmastide: financial low water. "A DEAR with a bash," said a Christchurch youth to the barmaid the other night. CAUSE AND EFFECT? 8ZB announcer on Sunday fast, talking avout the West Coast -‘This wsface has the greatest number of hotels-per popita of capulation-I mean per capita of population." "AN ingenious woman can find many attractive uses for coloured paper."-Household hint. The coloured paper most attractive to women bears a signature and the words "Pay--or order." UNLIMITED SPACE. "PHE hall was nicely decorated with evergreens, balloons and steamers."-New Zealand news. paper. Wary is it these days that the paper boy brings my paper to me instead of flinging it over the fence; that the postman smiles "Good morning," instead of scowling; that the dustman puit my rubbish tins inside the gate it.cead of leaving them to bowl along the street with the wind, and all the other tradesmen seem awfully good scouts.-Why? OUR ZOOLOGISTS. PROM a story by a "big game hunter" in a South African weekly: "At the same instant Ruler (a lion) erept within 30 yards of a yearling heifer (a giraffe) in rear of the troop. A sudden mighty leap and the heifer went down with a strangled bellow." In spite of the fact that a giraffe has no larynx and is virtually dumb. FRRADIO will bring the whole world to your home this Christmas, said an announcer the other day, We hope it brings its own drinks, GAPFETY First Week has been on the goa. There wes no arrest for the wary. WE went along to a friend’s place ._ the other night to look at our library. SPOONING couples used to save gas by turning it down in the parlour, but now they economise on it by parking the car. 7 GERMAN People Don’t Want War."-Headline. Who asked them, anyway? (THE man with that hunted look may not be a criminal. He may be living with his wife's people,