Hot Shots

Radio Record, 9 December 1938, Page 10

Hot Shots

QHRISTUAS present? Not just now, but will be on December 25. SORRY I can’t come to your dinner on Wednesday. It’s the children’s night out. I have to stay home with the nurse. GTATION 4ZB’s "Question Circle" keeps Dunedin newspapers busy answering inquiries on behalf of perplexed listeners. Some imen are born great, some achieve greatness and some just grate upon you. THANK Heavens our housemaid doesn’t handle china like Japan. 'PHERE are times when every girl worries for fear some man may commit suicide on her account. HE most immovable thing it the world? A postage stamp put on by mistake. EPITAPH ON FHE TOMB OF A DENTIST. When on this tomb you gaze with gravity, Cheer upt In filling my last Cavity. "THE Minister of Defence (the | Hon. F. Jones) arrived in Christchurch from the north this morning. Later he left by steamer express for the south"*-personal paragraph in Christchureh paper. It’s usually better to go by train. ONE of the hardest things to forgive an intimate friend is his sudden success or fortune.

HOWLERS. STATE what you know of the narents of Jonah. He hadn't any. He was brought up by a whale. Elijah went up to Heaven in a fiery carrot. The Philistines are islands in the Pacific. "The free milk is consumed with relish curing the morning recess." -South Island schocl advice. Nancy Nitwit wants to know who supplies the relish. AN old-fashioned girl blushes when she is embarrassed; a

modern girl is embar rassed when she blushes, RY few motorists are arrested for speeding while hurrying toe work. . HEARD IN COURT. ON: My father is always goodtempered when he is allowed to have his way-and he’s never allowed to have that. Husband: As I came in { noticed that the dog was growling and very uneasy. I felt that either my mother-in-law or a summons had come.