Hot Shots

Radio Record, Volume XII, Issue 24, 25 November 1938, Page 2

Hot Shots

RENCH pronunciation of Cham-berlain-J’ aime Bertin. BARD anything of that fiver you lent your next-door neighbour? Yes, he bought a radio with it. ‘¢QELECT homely digs; suit lady or gentleman. Beard optional."-Irish paper. THIS WEEK’S GREAT THOUGHT™. se ISS. -- contributed a son." -Concert notice. WEw 9-hole golf course at Tahuna, Dunedin, charges 1/- per person per round. Some Scottish customers, it is said, have completed nine holes, go back again 4 or 5 holes and so finish the game in far from record time and cost. CHE bride, who was given away by her satin and tulle embroidered veil.’--Wedding report. Presumably motheaten. HOWLERS. SoOcRATES died from an overdose of wedlock. The Hskimos are God’s frozen people. The Pilgrim Fathers wers Adam and Eve. Name the three British health re-sorts-Epsom Salts, Beecham’s Pills and Phospherine. CHRISTCHURCH fisherman, finding a whitebait in a pipi, says, "Obviously we_ still have much to learn about this mysterious little fish.’ No doubt, the whitebait wished he’d known a bit more, too. OLFER, proceeding to Dunedin to. participate in the

championships, wrecked his car 25 miles out. When breakdown van arrived he was teeing up his ball in the middle of the road, getting in some hot practice shots. ANOTHER TOAST-RACK. PSYCHOLOGIST says no two people think alike. He should go to a wedding reception to see some of the presents. ° "NOISE is responsible for the loss of a great deal of time," says a psychologist. . Burgiars won’t agree with this. SO TO SPEAK. THE golfing holiday is becoming more popular, we learn. That’s when husbands get off the chain and stay on the links. HY not a tax on perambulators?" asks a bachelor correspondent. Beeause if there were, children would be up in arms.