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Radio Record, 29 July 1938, Page 77

A man walking along one of the main streets in Dublin happened to put-his hand in his pocket as he was approaching an old Irish woman, Full of expectation, she poured forth a flood of eloyuence. . "And may the blessing of heaven follow after ye. all your days," she finished upThen as he drew out his handkerchief and passed ou, she added, "and niver eatch up wid ye.’ * xe & "Does my practising make you nervy?" asked the man who was. learning to play @ saxophone, "It did when J first heard. the neighbours discussing. it." replied the mau next door, "but now I don’t care what bappens to you." , * * Pa Wife: "I’m reading & mystery book." Husband: "Why, that looks like our household budget." Wife: "It is." ¥ x * she: "A week ago] was very fond of Jim, but now I can barely stand him." Her: "Yes, isn’t it awful how changeable men are?" a x x Landlady: "You seem very hard to please, Mr. Simpkins." Lodger: "How’s that?" Landlady: "Well, moreithan a dozen boarders haye used that towel to-day-end you’re the first one to compdain about it." ¥ x * The murbles tournament was in full fury, One little boy had missed an easy shot, and Jet slip a real cuss word. "Edward!" called a preacher. from the spectators’ bench. "What do little boys ‘who swear when they are playing marbles turn into?’ ~ "Golfers," was the reply.