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Radio Record, 15 July 1938, Page 58

Coroner: "Had the deceased any financial worries?" Witness: "None at all, Ue Was bankrupt." % Mt uy John: "That new barometer I bought is a fraud, , . Bob: "Why do you think that?" ; John: "Well, I set the hands at fair and it rained all day." % % ‘oR : "Now, if I write ‘n-e-w’ on the blackboard, what does that spell?" "New, %) "Now, ll put a‘k’ in frout of it, and- what have we?" "Canoe," a % x Plumber: "Well, here I am at last. Sorry l’ve been so long." : Householder (three .feet deep in water) : "Oh, that’s alt right. While we’ve been wairing for you I’ve taught wy wife to swim." x By ue Father: "Willie, are you sure the golf ball you picked up was really lost?" Willie: "Yes, father, quite certain. 1 saw two meu looking for it everywhere," * * " . A young boy, undergoing an examination for a position, came across the question: "What is the distance of the curth from the sun?" Ife wrote his uuswer as fol flows: "Foam unable to state accurately, but 1 don't believe the sun is pear cnuugh to interfere. with a . proper perfornance of. my duties if IT gef -this clerkship." = y & Dealer: "Want any fresh egyes to-day "° , Grocer "NO T° bought enough fresh . eggs: resterday to last a month. " % * The "7 fellow had fallen 40ft. on to concrete outside a hotel, He lay bruised, battered and: semi-conscious, The hotelkeeper rushed out. and. raising his -reeling head, held-a-glass of sherry to his lips. : ""Dor’ lumme," he: " gasped, "how far have I got to fall to get-a whisky?" ~